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We all know the cheesy pick up lines that no one uses in real life, but are said just to get a laugh.
Lines like, “Do you have a quarter? My Mom said to call her when I found a pretty girl.” Or “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
Inspired by these cheesy lines, someone online asked for the best cheesy break up lines.
The responses did not disappoint.
If You Take The “L” Out of LOVER, it’s OVER
Raise Your Hand if You Have a Boyfriend, Not so Fast
I Will Always Cherish My Initial Misconceptions of You
Hey Babe, I Think it’s About Time We Cancel Our Gym Membership, We’re Not Working Out Anymore
Girl You’re Looking Like a Snack and I’m Going on a Diet
You Remind Me of Halley’s Comet, I Don’t Want to See You Again for Another 74 Years
Are We Tectonic Plates Because We’re Drifting Apart
Hey Baby, Are You in a Tunnel Because We’re Breaking Up
Hey, Are You an Anchor Because You’ve Done Nothing But Weigh Me Down
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Trash is Dumped And so Are You
They Say One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Treasure, I Hope You Find Someone Who Treasures You
Babe Are You a Checkered Flag Because We’re Finished
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This thread inspired this article.
Don Dulin is the founder and main author on Unfinished Success, a personal development website whose goal is to help you be the best you. By making small changes everyday to how you live life, you can live your best life. You can learn more about him here.